purchase

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There are two ways to purchase my work: Like a big strong man or like a frightened little girl.

the frightened little girl way:
Frightened little girls typically don't buy my work. But if they did, they would probably try to talk me down in price and then start crying if things didn't go their way.

the big strong man way:
Big strong men typically don't buy my work either. I suppose if they did, they would probably send a politely worded e-mail requesting that I send them more details regarding the item that struck their interest. Months - or possibly years - would go by as we negotiate and debate about seemingly insignificant minutiae until finally the big strong man would start to cry and give up on his quest to own one of my pieces. Not so big and strong now, are we? I didn't think so.

--Xymyl